60-RAFFAELE
Milky Way
Welcome to my digital residence. Please be advised that for rigorous security and analytics purposes, every interaction with this domain is actively monitored by Ted, a highly trained surveillance squirrel. He is currently navigating a high voltage power line to alert me of your presence. Until I return to populate this void, Ted remains vigilant and documenting your dwell time, your cursor movements, and your apparent lack of alternative internet destinations.